• 911 operator: Hi 911 whats your emergency?
• My mom: Hi I need an ambulance as soon as possible.
• 911 operator: Why?
• My mom: My daughter was on the computer and the collapsed screaming EVERLARK and my babies and now she is having a fit and foaming from the mouth will shaking on the floor.
• 911 operator: Hunger Games fan?
• My mom: Yep
• 911 operator: That's the third time today.
• My mom: I'm done with her-
• Me: HELP I HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS. GET IN TOUCH WITH THE NAVY, THE ARMY, THE POPO, BLUES CLUES, DUCKY FROM LAND BEFORE TIME. HELP. HELP.